Why Do People Flee and Flock to New York?

So where do New Yorkers go when they’ve tired of the rats, the  rotten-vegetable smell, the $3,000 a month apartment, trying to catch a  cab in the rain, the 1 train, the lines, the pasty tourists walking  slowly in front of them, the pasty tourists stopping in front of them,  the pasty tourists doing a cheer pyramid in front of them, Naked Cowboy  (a pasty-tourist favorite)? Somewhere else in the New York area, of  course!

Why Do People Flee and Flock to New York?

So where do New Yorkers go when they’ve tired of the rats, the rotten-vegetable smell, the $3,000 a month apartment, trying to catch a cab in the rain, the 1 train, the lines, the pasty tourists walking slowly in front of them, the pasty tourists stopping in front of them, the pasty tourists doing a cheer pyramid in front of them, Naked Cowboy (a pasty-tourist favorite)? Somewhere else in the New York area, of course!

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